she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
