why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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