And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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