he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
