i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Text me some of your sweat
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