he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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