oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
there is puke in my bra ... again
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