Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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