This girl is more easily done than said...
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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