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Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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