So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I think a kid would responsible me up
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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