I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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