I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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