I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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