Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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