Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
zippers are such a cool invention
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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