in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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