so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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