ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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