I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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