I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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