the new term for farting is butt boxing.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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