Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
