i always forget guys have bellybuttons
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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