is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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