physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
either way he was missing a nipple.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
