so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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