so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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