eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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