You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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