barbara walters just said penis...
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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