we're blogging at a bar
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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