Sry I called you an 8
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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