forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
now i know why i became what i already was.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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