He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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