How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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