she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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