in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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