I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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