They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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