So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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