p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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