No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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