oh god the rape fog is back!
My hand turned me down
my sisters under your porch take her home
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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