butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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