so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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