that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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