Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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