i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
