Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
