Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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