oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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