We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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