But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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