pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
we're making bets on your personal life
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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