i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
