Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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