what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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